Contains: a limited-edition comic, a pin-up poster, a CD, a mini comic, and an original micro-portrait! Here's the run-down:

*GETTING OLD AIN'T FOR SISSIES" (2014) // Brand-new 24 page comic book of my increasingly beloved 'grandma comix'. 5.5x8.5", spray-paint-stencilled covers (no-two-are-alike) on glossy cardstock. Limited run of only 100 copies, signed & numbered. Feel free to request desired colors in an e-mail after you order: biffwisco@gmail.com (Common colors include: pink, blue, purple, yellow, gold, silver, green, orange, and combinations thereof. You can also use any other descriptors: happy, sad, vibrant, dark, weird, wild, subdued, etc) ...We'll do our best! Or if a surprise is preferred, we will specially select a color scheme for you based on momentary intuition.

*WINTER IS COMING* CD & Poster (2014) // Extremely brand-new holiday single (A&B side style) by The Auroratones! Top-secret, never-before-heard tracks. All-analog recording & mix-down, digitized to CD for your listening convenience. Packaged inside a custom 2-color 8.5x14" pin-up poster (black print on green paper w/ glitter gold stencil!), depicting a music-listening dinosaur, suddenly becoming aware of the changing weather... Featuring hand-written lyrics printed on the reverse side.

*HOW I GOT MY SCAR* (1981) // 16 page mini-comic. The 1st "zine" I ever made, around the age of 5. The touching tale of a traumatic childhood event, told in the present tense. Pink paper, bound on the right hand side (Japanese style, but unintentional). 2x3.5" (drawn on the backs of a bunch of my father's business cards).

*Micro-Portrait of you or anyone of your choosing. Drawn from a photo (e-mail that to me!) on the 1st page of the "Sissies" comic book, or on the outside of the parcel (your choice).

...All packaged together & delivered to your door. Or to the door of your friend, lover, grandparent, brother, sister, parent, penpal, cousin, secret crush, teacher, colleague, cohort, or anyone else, anywhere in the world!

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Please note: If you chose to "Send as Gift", and if the recipient is in a different country than you, disregard any warning stating that you cannot do this. Proceed with confidence. We have tested this, and it still works perfectly!

Save on shipping by ordering multiples, and/or by ordering a portrait postcard as well! inkyrhythm.bandcamp.com/merch/your-very-own-portrait-on-a-postcard

Local pick-up is A-OK. Pay no shipping!

If you have any issues or questions, e-mail me and we'll make it work.